John von Neumann Quotes (1903-1957)

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About John von Neumann

John von Neumann (28 December 1903 – 8 February 1957) was a Hungarian-American-Jewish mathematician, physicist, inventor, computer scientist, and polymath. He made major contributions to a number of fields, including mathematics (foundations of mathematics, functional analysis, ergodic theory, geometry, set theory, topology, and numerical analysis), physics (quantum mechanics, hydrodynamics and quantum statistical mechanics), economics (game theory), computing (Von Neumann architecture, linear programming, self-replicating machines, stochastic computing), and statistics.

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β€œThe goys have proven the following theorem…”
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β€œYou don't have to be responsible for the world that you're in.”
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β€œSome people confess guilt to claim credit for the sin.”
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β€œYoung man, in mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them.”
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β€œWith four parameters I can fit an elephant, and with five I can make him wiggle his trunk.”

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John von Neumann on History of calculus 2 quotes

β€œThe calculus was the first achievement of modern mathematics, and it is difficult to overestimate its importance. ...it defines more unequivocally than anything else the inception of modern mathematics, and the system of mathematical analysis, which is its logical development, still constitutes the greatest technical advance in exact thinking.”
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John von Neumann on Explanations

β€œThere probably is a God. Many things are easier to explain if there is than if there isn't.”
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John von Neumann on God

β€œThere probably is a God. Many things are easier to explain if there is than if there isn't.”
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John von Neumann on Randomness

β€œAny one who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.”
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John von Neumann on Nuclear power

β€œIn some sense, nuclear fission is not one of those developments in physics which arose logically and systematically in the course of progress. There was a great deal of accident and surprise in the process.”
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John von Neumann on Entropy (thermodynamics)

β€œYou should call it entropy, for two reasons. In the first place your uncertainty function has been used in statistical mechanics under that name, so it already has a name. In the second place, and more important, no one really knows what entropy really is, so in a debate you will always have the advantage.”
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John von Neumann on Statistical mechanics

β€œYou should call it entropy, for two reasons. In the first place your uncertainty function has been used in statistical mechanics under that name, so it already has a name. In the second place, and more important, no one really knows what entropy really is, so in a debate you will always have the advantage.”
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John von Neumann on Arithmetic

β€œAny one who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. For, as has been pointed out several times, there is no such thing as a random number β€” there are only methods to produce random numbers, and a strict arithmetic procedure of course is not such a method.”
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John von Neumann on Mathematical analysis

β€œThe calculus was the first achievement of modern mathematics and it is difficult to overestimate its importance. I think it defines more unequivocally than anything else the inception of modern mathematics; and the system of mathematical analysis, which is its logical development, still constitutes the greatest technical advance in exact thinking.”
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John von Neumann on Calculus

β€œThe calculus was the first achievement of modern mathematics and it is difficult to overestimate its importance. I think it defines more unequivocally than anything else the inception of modern mathematics, and the system of mathematical analysis, which is its logical development, still constitutes the greatest technical advance in exact thinking."”
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John von Neumann on Economic methodology

β€œ[A]lmost every statement which we β€” or for that matter anyone else β€” runs afoul of some existing opinion, and, by the very nature of things, most opinions thus far could hardly have been proved or disproved within the field of social theory. It is therefore a great help that all our assertions can be borne out by specific examples from the theory of games and strategy.”
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Luis W. Alvarez on John von Neumann

β€œOne of the world's great mathematicians.”

John Bardeen on John von Neumann

β€œI think I had some feeling that there minds [von Neumann and Weyl] were so far ahead of mine that it was difficult to follow their thoughts.”
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Valentine Bargmann on John von Neumann

β€œIf one applies an appropriately broad view of physics one must say that von Neumann had a quite outstanding insight into the problems of physics. Because he has done first-rate work, and he was the man who succeeded in giving a correct mathematical formulation of quantum mechanics, and this was the major theory in physics in the first half of the century.”

Jeremy Bernstein on John von Neumann 3 quotes

β€œGenius.”
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Hans Bethe on John von Neumann

β€œI have sometimes wondered whether a brain like von Neumann's does not indicate a species superior to that of man.”
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Ananyo Bhattacharyahttps on John von Neumann

β€œIt’s impossible to truly understand the speed at which von Neumann’s brain worked and how he thought, even for the cleverest observers. I drop hints about how fast and clever he was, but I don’t pretend to fully understand or get to grips with his human side. I’m not sure if I can, as some of his friends even said that von Neumann was an alien, a superintelligent being that had studied humans and learned how to copy us perfectly.”

Ananyo Bhattacharya on John von Neumann

β€œProbably the smartest man on Earth.”

Julian Bigelow on John von Neumann 2 quotes

β€œHe had the kind of mind that if you go in to see him with an idea, inside of five minutes he's five blocks ahead of you and sees exactly where it's going. His mind was just so fast and so accurate that there was no keeping up with him. There was nobody on earth, as far as I'm concerned, who was in his category.”
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Garrett Birkhoff on John von Neumann

β€œJohn von Neumann's brilliant mind blazed over lattice theory like a meteor.”

David Blackwell on John von Neumann

β€œI went in and started telling him about my thesis. He listened for about ten minutes and asked me a couple of questions, and then he started telling me about my thesis. What you have really done is this, and probably this is true, and you could have done it in a somewhat simpler way, and so on. He was a really remarkable man. He listened to me talk about this rather obscure subject and in ten minutes he knew more about it than I did. He was extremely quick. I think he may have wasted a certain amount of time, by the way, because he was so willing to listen to second- or third-rate people and think about their problems. I saw him do that on many occasions.”

Clay Blair Jr. on John von Neumann

β€œAfter the last visitor had departed Von Neumann would retire to his second-floor study to work on the paper which he knew would be his last contribution to science. It was an attempt to formulate a concept shedding new light on the workings of the human brain. He believed that if such a concept could be stated with certainty, it would also be applicable to electronic computers and would permit man to make a major step forward in using these 'automata'. In principle, he reasoned, there was no reason why some day a machine might not be built which not only could perform most of the functions of the human brain but could actually reproduce itself, i.e., create more supermachines like it. He proposed to present this paper at Yale, where he had been invited to give the 1956 Silliman Lectures.”

Stanley A. Blumberg on John von Neumann 2 quotes

β€œProbably the greatest mathematician of the century.”
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Felix Bloch on John von Neumann 2 quotes

β€œThen, of course, there was Neumann, who always knew everything anyhow.”
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Salomon Bochner on John von Neumann 2 quotes

β€œHis effectiveness was largely due to his ever-present mental manipulatory quickness. He could literally "think on his feet," and much of his best work may have received its initial impulse in just this way. He had a prodigious memory, and legend has it that he knew all the facts and dates from many volumes of standard histories by heart.”
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Armand Borel on John von Neumann

β€œIt was also well remembered about 25 years later by one of his colleagues here at the time, M. Plancherel, who mentioned it to me then as an example of the extraordinary ability H. Weyl had, shared only by J. von Neumann among the mathematicians he had known, to get into a new subject and bring an important contribution to it within a few months.”

Max Born on John von Neumann

β€œVon Neumann was considered the leading mathematician in the United States.”
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Raoul Bott on John von Neumann

β€œHe would seize on the fuzzy notions of others and, by dint of his prodigious mental powers, leap five blocks ahead of the pack. β€œYou would tell him something garbled, and he’d say, β€˜Oh, you mean the following,’ and it would come back beautifully stated,” said his onetime protΓ©gΓ©, the Harvard mathematician Raoul Bott.”

Sydney Brenner on John von Neumann

β€œVon Neumann is a great scientific hero to me because it seemed… he seemed to have something. And of course it may be envy rather than admiration, but it's good to envy someone like von Neumann.”
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Jacob Bronowski on John von Neumann 3 quotes

β€œMathematics is not a pompous activity, least of all in the hands of extraordinarily fast and penetrating minds like Johnny von Neumann.”
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Arthur Burks on John von Neumann 2 quotes

β€œVon Neumann was a very great mathematician. He made many important contributions in a wide range of fields.”
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Vannevar Bush on John von Neumann

β€œHe was about as likable a chap as you could imagine. There is just one short thing about him. I was riding in a Pullman one day in the lounge car after the war and I hadn't looked about me before I sat down; I was reading something and it had my full attention. From across came von Neumann. He sat down aside me and introduced himself. Well here was the man who, in my opinion, was the most able mathematician in the country in many ways and he felt that he needed to introduce himself to me. That's a type of modesty one can't help liking.”
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Robert Horton Cameron on John von Neumann

β€œHe was a superb lecturer. Superb.”

Subrahmanyan Chandrasekhar on John von Neumann

β€œHe was incredible - the enormous perception that he had. For me, ever since, a standard of comparison has always been von Neumann. And if I say, "He reminds me of von Neumann," that's about the best compliment I can give anyone.”
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Jule Gregory Charney on John von Neumann

β€œ[He] thought so fast that he very often anticipated what one was going to say. . . . a pleasant agreeable person . . . the amazing logic of his thought processes.”

Geoffrey Chew on John von Neumann

β€œVon Neumann was capable of all sorts of remarkable things.”

About John von Neumann

John von Neumann (28 December 1903 – 8 February 1957) was a Hungarian-American-Jewish mathematician, physicist, inventor, computer scientist, and polymath. He made major contributions to a number of fields, including mathematics (foundations of mathematics, functional analysis, ergodic theory, geometry, set theory, topology, and numerical analysis), physics (quantum mechanics, hydrodynamics and quantum statistical mechanics), economics (game theory), computing (Von Neumann architecture, linear programming, self-replicating machines, stochastic computing), and statistics.