E. B. White Quotes (1899-1985)

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About E. B. White

Elwyn Brooks White (July 11, 1899 – October 1, 1985) was an American essayist, columnist, poet and editor. He is best known today for his work in a writers' guide, The Elements of Style, and for three children's books Charlotte's Web, Stuart Little and The Trumpet of the Swan generally regarded as classics.

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“Salutations”
“An unhatched egg is to me the greatest challenge in life.”
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“One of the most time-consuming things is to have an enemy.”
“Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.”
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“No one should come to New York to live unless he is willing to be lucky.”
“A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handy man with a sense of humus.”
“Everything (he kept saying) is something it isn't. And everybody is always somewhere else.”
“"It's broccoli, dear."
"I say it's spinach, and I say the hell with it."”
“It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer. Charlotte was both.”
“I am always humbled by the infinite ingenuity of the lord, who can make a red barn cast a blue shadow.”
“Life's meaning has always eluded me and I guess it always will. But I love it just the same.”
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“An editor is a person who knows more about writing than writers do but who has escaped the terrible desire to write.”
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“Necessity first mothered invention. Now invention has little ones of her own, and they look just like grandma.”
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“The future, wave or no wave, seems to me no unified dream but a mince pie, long in the baking, never quite done.”
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“Did it ever occur to you that there's no limit to how complicated things can get, on account of one thing always leading to another?”
“I was deeply impressed by Rachel Carson's Silent Spring. It may well be the book by which the human race will stand or fall.”
“A despot doesn't fear eloquent writers preaching freedom — he fears a drunken poet who may crack a joke that will take hold.”
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“I discovered, though, that once having given a pig an enema there is no turning back, no chance of resuming one of life's more stereotyped roles.”
“Commuter — one who spends his life
In riding to and from his wife;
A man who shaves and takes a train
And then rides back to shave again.”
“Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.”
“I have occasionally had the exquisite thrill of putting my finger on a little capsule of truth, and heard it give the faint squeak of mortality under my pressure.”
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“When I get sick of what men do, I have only to walk a few steps in another direction to see what spiders do. Or what the weather does. This sustains me very well indeed.”
“All poets who, when reading from their own works, experience a choked feeling, are major. For that matter, all poets who read from their own works are major, whether they choke or not.”
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“I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent less time proving that he can outwit Nature and more time tasting her sweetness and respecting her seniority.”
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“As long as there is one upright man, as long as there is one compassionate woman, the contagion may spread and the scene is not desolate. Hope is the one thing left to us in a bad time.”

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E. B. White on Television 2 quotes

“Television will enormously enlarge the eye's range, and, like radio, will advertise the Elsewhere. Together with the tabs, the mags, and the movies, it will insist that we forget the primary and the near in favor of the secondary and the remote.”
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E. B. White on Genius

“Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.”
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E. B. White on Christmas

“To perceive Christmas through its wrapping becomes more difficult with every year.”
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E. B. White on Pies

“The future... seems to me no unified dream but a mince pie, long in the baking, never quite done.”
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E. B. White on Health

“If a man is in health, he doesn't need to take anybody else's temperature to know where he is going.”
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E. B. White on Invention

“Necessity first mothered invention. Now invention has little ones of her own, and they look just like grandma.”
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E. B. White on Necessity

“Necessity first mothered invention. Now invention has little ones of her own, and they look just like grandma.”
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E. B. White on Sauce

“Young writers often suppose that style is a garnish for the meat of prose, a sauce by which a dull dish is made palatable.”
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E. B. White on Weather

“Sailors have an expression about the weather: they say the weather is a great bluffer. I guess the same is true of our human society.”
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E. B. White on Poets

“A poet dares be just so clear and no clearer... He unzips the veil from beauty, but does not remove it. A poet utterly clear is a trifle glaring”
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E. B. White on Essay

“A great deal of writing is not "plotted"—most of my essays have no plot structure, they are a ramble in the woods, or a ramble in the basement of my mind.”
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E. B. White on Fear

“I am a member of a party of one, and I live in an age of fear. Nothing lately has unsettled my party and raised my fears so much as your editorial, on Thanksgiving Day, suggesting that employees should be required to state their beliefs in order to hold their jobs. The idea is inconsistent with our constitutional theory and has been stubbornly opposed by watchful men since the early days of the Republic.”
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E. B. White on Editors

“An editor is a person who knows more about writing than writers do but who has escaped the terrible desire to write.”
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E. B. White on Rachel Carson

“I was deeply impressed by Rachel Carson's Silent Spring. It may well be the book by which the human race will stand or fall.”
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E. B. White on Harold Ross

“The New Yorker had an interest in publishing any writer that could turn in a good piece. It read everything submitted. Hemingway, Faulkner, and the others were well established and well paid when The New Yorker came on the scene. The magazine would have been glad to publish them, but it didn’t have the money to pay them off, and for the most part they didn’t submit. They were selling to The Saturday Evening Post and other well-heeled publications, and in general were not inclined to contribute to the small, new, impecunious weekly. Also, some of them, I would guess, did not feel sympathetic to The New Yorker’s frivolity. Ross had no great urge to publish the big names; he was far more interested in turning up new and yet undiscovered talent, the Helen Hokinsons and the James Thurbers. We did publish some things by Wolfe—“Only the Dead Know Brooklyn” was one. I believe we published something by Fitzgerald. But Ross didn’t waste much time trying to corral “emerged” writers. He was looking for the ones that were found by turning over a stone.”
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About E. B. White

Elwyn Brooks White (July 11, 1899 – October 1, 1985) was an American essayist, columnist, poet and editor. He is best known today for his work in a writers' guide, The Elements of Style, and for three children's books Charlotte's Web, Stuart Little and The Trumpet of the Swan generally regarded as classics.