World Class Championship Wrestling Quotes

“"You're lowlife nine to fivers!"
--Jeanie Clarke during a May 1990 ringside interview.”

“"Howdy partna!"
--Jimmy Garvin prior to wrestling The Masked Avenger, October 21, 1983.”

“"Nord the Norwegian...he's from Norwegia!" - Bill Mercer, ca. 1986, commenting on John Nord.”

“"This match is now X-Rated!"
--Marc Lowrance, during a 1984 bout between Adams and Garvin.”

“"Come get him, Fritz!"
--Percy Pringle while attacking Chris Von Erich during a 1990 match.”

“"Jean(ie) Clarke! Percy Pringle! This is war!!!"
--Toni Adams during an August 1990 interview segment.”

“"Like mama says, it bees that ways sometimes, have mercy"
--Iceman King Parsons on many of his interviews.”

“"Why don't you sit down, you foreigner?!!"
--Chris Adams while heckling a Latin American fan during a match in 1985.”

“"I can't believe Percy Pringle...CAPTAIN MISFIT HIMSELF, who instigated 'Bring Back Eric!'"
--Skandor Akbar, early-1989.”

“"When I get through with you, Mr. Rude; you're going to spell my name in your own puke,"
--Jim Hellwig (Dingo Warrior), 1986.”

“"Al Perez keeps the title by the hair of his chinny chin-chin"
--Lowrance during a title defense by then-champion Al Perez in 1987.”

“"Woodshed City...HOLY COW, look at (Michael) Hayes go!"
--Marc Lowrance, during the Von Erich-Freebirds 6-man tag match at Texas Stadium, May 6, 1984.”

“"This war is not between Texas and Georgia; it's between decency and filth!"
--Kevin Von Erich in a pre-match remark towards the Freebirds; early-1983.”

“"Gino's got the bottle, look out! We may see some hair...OH NO!!!"
--Lowrance when Hernandez throws black substance into Adams face during that same bout”

“"On the downside of perhaps the...darker side of World Class; I know of 18 young men that have perished and died since 1982"
--Skandor Akbar in a 2002 interview.”

“"Blackbird, cuckoo bird, whatever, I know you as Iceman!"
--Michael Hayes during an interview with Buddy Roberts, Angel of Death and King Parsons in the ring watching.”

“"If I had a swingset like that, I'd never leave my back yard."
--Marc Lowrance, referring to valet/manager Tessa during a match between John Tatum and Kevin Von Erich.”

“"General Skandor Akbar can kiss my ass!"
--Lowrance shortly after the gangup on Dusek during a bout between Kerry Von Erich & Jeff Jarrett against Cactus Jack & Gary Young.”

“"I have some photos that you may be interested in! And when you see them, you're going to want divorce number two!"
--Jeanie Clarke during her feud with Toni Adams in 1990.”

“"Is this your first day with a new brain, Lowrance?"
--Terrance Garvin, doing ringside commentary alongside Marc Lowrance during a 1990 bout between Billy Travis and Johnny Rand.”