Beard Quotes

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“Wikipedia: Beard”

“Baldrick: Yeah, and I could be played by some tiny tit in a beard.”

“He that hath a beard is more than a youth; and he that hath no beard is less than a man.”

“Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.”

“BEARD, n. The hair that is commonly cut off by those who justly execrate the absurd Chinese custom of shaving the head.”

“Edmund: [Referring to The Bearded Lady] Great. We've only got one act, and she shaved her beard off!”

“Many were the disguises he assumed. At one time he even meditated cutting off his mustaches ; — that would have been "the unkindest cut of all.””

“[Lord Flasheart nods to Baldrick, who's dressed as a bridesmaid.]
Flasheart: Thanks, Bridesmaid! Like the beard! Gives me something to hang on to!”

“Narrator: [introducing Baldrick] The other was the sole descendant of an unfortunate meeting between a pig-farmer and a bearded lady. History has, quite rightly, forgotten his name.”

“It’s always the same: if someone is against convention his only way of attacking it is by creating another convention, so that when most people are clean-shaven he grows a beard, and when beards are worn he shaves his off. He’s merely changing from one convention to another.”