Saki Quotes (1870-1916)

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Saki (18 December 1870 – 13 November 1916) was the pen name of British author Hector Hugh Munro, whose witty and sometimes macabre stories satirised Edwardian society and culture.

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“Put that bloody cigarette out!”
“I always say beauty is only sin deep.”
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“Women and elephants never forget an injury.”
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“Romance at short notice was her speciality.”
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“Poverty keeps together more homes than it breaks up.”
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“The Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistress.”
“Children are given us to discourage our better emotions.”
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“A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.”
“You evidently feel that brevity is the soul of widowhood.”
“The cook was a good cook, as cooks go; and as cooks go she went.”
“His socks compelled one's attention without losing one's respect.”
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“Mother, may I go and maffick,
Tear around and hinder traffic?”
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“"To have reached thirty," said Reginald, "is to have failed in life."”
“To die before being painted by Sargent is to go to Heaven prematurely.”
“I might have been a goldfish in a glass bowl for all the privacy I got.”
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“Waldo is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.”
“I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.”
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“The people of Crete unfortunately make more history than they can consume locally.”
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“Reginald in his wildest lapses into veracity never admits to being more than twenty-two.”
“Sophie Chattel-Monkheim was a Socialist by conviction and a Chattel-Monkheim by marriage.”
“Think how many blameless lives are brightened by the blazing indiscretions of other people.”
“You can't expect the fatted calf to share the enthusiasm of the angels over the prodigal's return.”
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“The sacrifices of friendship were beautiful in her eyes as long as she was not asked to make them.”
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“I think she must have been very strictly brought up, she's so desperately anxious to do the wrong thing correctly.”
“I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English.”
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Saki on Cats 3 quotes

““Possibly,” answered Tobermory; “but only one liver.””
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Saki on Elephants

“Women and elephants never forget an injury.”
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Saki on Memory

“Women and elephants never forget an injury.”
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Saki on Seafood

“Oysters are more beautiful than any religion. ... There's nothing in Christianity or Buddhism that quite matches the sympathetic unselfishness of an oyster.”
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What Saki Said About Others

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Saki on Women

“Women and elephants never forget an injury.”
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About Saki

Saki (18 December 1870 – 13 November 1916) was the pen name of British author Hector Hugh Munro, whose witty and sometimes macabre stories satirised Edwardian society and culture.