Ozzy Osbourne Quotes (1948-2025)

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About Ozzy Osbourne

John Michael Osbourne (stage name: Ozzy Osbourne; 3 December 1948 – 22 July 2025) was an English musician known as the lead singer of Black Sabbath and for his solo career, under his own name.

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β€œWhere do I live?”
β€œGod, beam me up!”
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β€œThis will end in tears.”
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β€œNobody tells me fuck all!”
β€œWho the fuck is Justin Bieber?”
β€œI live in a 9 million dollar turd.”
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β€œWe're the Osbournes, and I love it.”
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β€œI like warming my butt by the fire.”
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β€œI'm like a junky without an addiction.”
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β€œTurn that thing off, its driving me mad!”
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β€œI just can't wake from these scary dreams.”
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β€œI'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.”
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β€œI'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.”
β€œNo we won't -- no we won't break the law Sharon.”
β€œIts like Dr. Doolittle in this fucking house here.”
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β€œInternational rock star - gravy maker extraordinaire.”
β€œI hate these fucking stretch bastards junk pimp mobiles!”
β€œI can't believe I'm still here,
I know I should be dead.”
β€œI like the smell of armpits in the morning. It's like victory.”
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β€œI am a new and reformed Christian follower, I Love God”
β€œAll you have to do is say Fuck Off when the vagina doctor calls.”
β€œI am a raging alcoholic, but I don't want my kids to do the same.”
β€œYou don't accidentally become an asshole. It takes a bit of work.”
β€œWe are not going to continue until we hear the fucking roof rattle.”
β€œPeople say it's hard at the top, but it's even harder at the bottom.”

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Ozzy Osbourne on Heavy metal music 3 quotes

β€œI kept hearing that metal is dead and Ozzy's dead and people that like Ozzy are dead. I have never had an empty seat. I've always sold out, so who's saying it's all over?”
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Ozzy Osbourne on Veganism

β€œMy assistant showed me a video called Forks and Knives (sic) or something, about (cutting out) meat and dairy products, so I thought, 'I'll give this a shot!' … I feel OK actually, I feel better about myself, you know? I go on binges... That's the reason why I decided to cut out meat out and dairy because I've limited what I can have because when you're on the road and you're travelling, you grab buns and... burgers are everywhere... so now I've just narrowed the margin. … I'm not saying I'm gonna do it forever; I might go back - when my wife learns to cook, so that'll be never!”
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Ozzy Osbourne on Justin Bieber

β€œWho the fuck is Justin Bieber?”
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Ozzy Osbourne on Layne Staley

β€œLayne Staley was a lovely guy. It’s such a shame that he couldn’t overcome his demons.”
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Ozzy Osbourne on Kanye West

β€œ@KanyeWest asked permission to sample a section of a 1983 live performance of β€œIron Man” from the US Festival without vocals and was refused permission because he is an antisemite and has caused untold heartache to many. He went ahead and used the sample anyway at his album listening party last night. I want no association with this man!”
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About Ozzy Osbourne

John Michael Osbourne (stage name: Ozzy Osbourne; 3 December 1948 – 22 July 2025) was an English musician known as the lead singer of Black Sabbath and for his solo career, under his own name.