Linus Torvalds Quotes (1969-)


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Linus Benedict Torvalds (born 28 December 1969) is a Finnish-American computer programmer, best known as the creator of the Linux kernel.

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“Your code is shit.”
“Your argument is shit.”
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“They are smoking crack.”
“I don’t care about you.”
“Talk is cheap. Show me the code.”
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“I'm not sentimental. Good riddance.”
“I wish everybody was as nice as I am.”
“Friends don't let friends use [gcc] "-W".”
“My name is Linus Torvalds and I am your god.”
“And what's the Internet without the rick-roll?”
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“Those that can, do. Those that can't, complain.”
“On the internet nobody can hear you being subtle.”
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“Software is like sex; it's better when it's free.”
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“Is "I hope you all die a painful death" too strong?”
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“Don't bother. Bram doesn't know what he's talking about.”
“Making Linux GPL'd was definitely the best thing I ever did.”
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“Get rid of it. And I don't *ever* want to see that shit again.”
“If Microsoft ever does applications for Linux it means I've won.”
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“I'm always right. This time I'm just even more right than usual.”
“Toto, I don't think we're talking white-socks-and-sandals any more.”
“Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems.”
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“It has nothing to do with dinosaurs. Good taste doesn't go out of style”
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“I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.”
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“I have an ego the size of a small planet, but I'm not _always_ right [...].”
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“I hope I won't end up having to hunt you all down and kill you in your sleep.”
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Linus Torvalds on Free software 5 quotes

“Talk is cheap. Show me the code.”
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Linus Torvalds on Just for Fun 5 quotes

“Most days I wake up thinking I'm the luckiest bastard alive.”
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Linus Torvalds on C++ 4 quotes

“C++ is a horrible language. It's made more horrible by the fact that a lot of substandard programmers use it, to the point where it's much much easier to generate total and utter crap with it.”
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Linus Torvalds on Linux 2 quotes

“Making Linux GPL'd was definitely the best thing I ever did.”
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Linus Torvalds on C (programming language) 2 quotes

“It has nothing to do with dinosaurs. Good taste doesn't go out of style.”
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Linus Torvalds on Emacs

“An infinite number of monkeys typing into GNU Emacs would never make a good program.”
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Linus Torvalds on ARM

“I've been personally pretty disappointed with ARM as a hardware platform, not as an instruction set, though I've had my issues there, too.”

Linus Torvalds on Respect

“I don't respect people unless I think they deserve the respect. There are people who think that respect is something that should be given, and I happen to be one of the people who is perfectly happy saying no; respect should be earned. And without being earned, you don't get it. It's really that simple.”
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Linus Torvalds on Gnomes

“Note that nobody reads every post in linux-kernel. In fact, nobody who expects to have time left over to actually do any real kernel work will read even half. Except Alan Cox, but he's actually not human, but about a thousand gnomes working in under-ground caves in Swansea. None of the individual gnomes read all the postings either, they just work together really well.”
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Linus Torvalds on Wikipedia

“...people have talked about open politics and things like that, and its really hard sometimes to say that yes, you can apply the same principles in some other areas... So, obviously open source in science is making a comeback. Science was there first. But then science ended up by being pretty closed with very expensive journals and some of that going on. And open source is making a comeback in science with things like arXiv and open journals. Wikipedia changed the world too. ... So there are other examples. I am sure there are more to come. ... It is up to you guys to make them.”
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Linus Torvalds on Software

“Me, I just don't care about proprietary software. It's not "evil" or "immoral," it just doesn't matter. I think that Open Source can do better, and I'm willing to put my money where my mouth is by working on Open Source, but it's not a crusade – it's just a superior way of working together and generating code. It's superior because it's a lot more fun and because it makes cooperation much easier (no silly NDA's or artificial barriers to innovation like in a proprietary setting), and I think Open Source is the right thing to do the same way I believe science is better than alchemy. Like science, Open Source allows people to build on a solid base of previous knowledge, without some silly hiding. But I don't think you need to think that alchemy is "evil." It's just pointless because you can obviously never do as well in a closed environment as you can with open scientific methods.”
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Linus Torvalds on Theo de Raadt

“Difficult.”
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About Linus Torvalds

Linus Benedict Torvalds (born 28 December 1969) is a Finnish-American computer programmer, best known as the creator of the Linux kernel.