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"Enquiring Minds and the Oil War,"http://www.ncc-1776.org/tle2010/tle578-20100711-02.html 11 July 2010.
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If I were Osama, and the United States government were actually looking for me, I'd be clean-shaven by now, crewcutted, wearing jeans and a ZZ Top T-shirt, and living in a nice little house in Lincoln, Nebraska.

— L. Neil Smith

What It Means

This is a placeholder explanation generated by the low-overhead model. It interprets "If I were Osama, and the United States government were actually looking for me, I'd be clean-shaven by now, crewcutted, wearing jeans and a ZZ Top T-shirt, and living in a nice little house in Lincoln, Nebraska." in the context of ""Enquiring Minds and the Oil War,"http://www.ncc-1776.org/tle2010/tle578-20100711-02.html 11 July 2010." to mean that wisdom is timeless.

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About L. Neil Smith

Lester Neil Smith III (12 May 1946 – 27 August 2021), also known by his nickname El Neil, was a libertarian science fiction author and political activist, whose works include the novels Pallas, The Forge of the Elders, and The Probablity Broach, each of which won the Libertarian Futurist Society's annual Prometheus Award for best libertarian novel.