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About John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester

John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester (1 April 1647 – 26 July 1680) was an English nobleman, a friend of King Charles II of England, and the writer of much satirical and bawdy poetry.

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“A merry monarch, scandalous and poor.”
“Dead we become the lumber of the world.”
John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester
“Love, the most generous passion of the mind
The softest refuge innocence can find”
John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester
“For all Men would be Cowards if they durst:
And Honesty's against all common Sense.”
“For pointed satire I would Buckhurst choose,
The best good man with the worst-natured muse.”
“The clog of all pleasure, the luggage of life,
Is the best can be said for a very good wife.”
John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester
“Reason, an Ignis fatuus of the Mind,
Which leaves the light of Nature, Sense, behind.”
John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester
“The Elephant is never won with Anger,
Nor must that man, who would reclaim a Lion,
Take him by the teeth.”
John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester
“For Wits are treated just like Common Whores;
First they're enjoy'd, and then kickt out of Doors.”
“Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.”
John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester
“Farewell, woman! I intend
Henceforth every night to sit
With my lewd, well-natured friend,
Drinking to engender wit.”
“But oh, how slowly minutes roll
When absent from her eyes,
That feed my love, which is my soul:
It languishes and dies.”
“Most Men are Cowards, all Men should be Knaves.
The Difference lies, as far as I can see,
Not in the thing it self, but the Degree.”
“Angels listen when she speaks:
She 's my delight, all mankind's wonder;
But my jealous heart would break
Should we live one day asunder.”
John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester
“Here lies our sovereign lord the king,
Whose word no man relies on;
He never says a foolish thing,
Nor ever does a wise one.
”
“Lest, once more wandering from that heaven,
I fall on some base heart unblest,
Faithless to thee, false, unforgiven,
And lose my everlasting rest.”
John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester
“Then talk not of Inconstancy,
False Hearts, and broken Vows;
If I, by Miracle, can be
This live-long Minute true to thee,
'Tis all that Heav'n allows.”
“It is a good world to live in,
To lend, or to spend, or to give in;
But to beg or to borrow, or to get a man's own,
It is the very worst world that ever was known.”
John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester
“Thou treacherous, base deserter of my flame,
False to my passion, fatal to my fame,
Through what mistaken magic dost thou prove
So true to lewdness, so untrue to love?”
“Thus, Statesman-like, I'll saucily impose,
And, safe from Danger, valiantly advise;
Sheltered in Impotence, urge you to Blows,
And, being good for nothing else, be Wise.”
“Then Old Age, and Experience, hand in hand,
Lead him to death, and make him understand,
After a Search so painful, and so long,
That all his Life he has been in the wrong.”
John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester
“The world appears like a great family,
Whose lord, oppressed with pride and poverty,
(That to the few great bounty he may show)
Is fain to starve the numerous train below.”
“Naked she lay, clasped in my longing arms,
I filled with love, and she all over charms;
Both equally inspired with eager fire,
Melting through kindness, flaming in desire.
With arms, legs, lips close clinging to embrace.”
John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester
“See the kind seed-receiving earth
To every grain affords a birth:
On her no showers unwelcome fall,
Her willing womb retains 'em all,
And shall my Caelia be confined?
No, live up to thy mighty mind,
And be the mistress of Mankind!”
“On thy wither'd lips and dry,
Which like barren furrows lie,
Brooding kisses I will pour,
Shall thy youthful heart restore.
(Such kind showers in autumn fall,
And a second spring recall);
Nor from thee will ever part,
Ancient Person of my Heart.”
John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester

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John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester on Reason 3 quotes

“Then old age and experience, hand in hand, Lead him to death, make him to understand, After a search so painful and so long, That all his life he has been in the wrong. Huddled in dirt the reasoning engine lies, Who was so proud, so witty, and so wise.”
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John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester on Monarchy

“A merry monarch, scandalous and poor.”
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John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester on Nothingness

“Nothing, thou elder brother e'en to shade.”
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John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester on Infamy

“The devil played booty, sure, with thee To bring a blot on infamy.”
John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester

John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester on Fame

“There's not a thing on earth that I can name, So foolish, and so false, as common fame.”
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John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester on Women 2 quotes

“Angels listen when she speaks; She's my delight, all mankind's wonder; But my jealous heart would break Should we live one day asunder.”
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John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester on Charles II of England

“We have a pretty witty king, Whose word no man relies on; He never said a foolish thing, Nor ever did a wise one.”
John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester

About John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester

John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester (1 April 1647 – 26 July 1680) was an English nobleman, a friend of King Charles II of England, and the writer of much satirical and bawdy poetry.