Series 1 - Twisted Romance (2 Nov 2016)
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Somebody once said that a wedding is a funeral where you can smell your own flowers. Well, that's a harsh judgement in my book. I prefer to see it as a sexual relationship that is recognised by the police.

— John Cooper Clarke

What It Means

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John Cooper Clarke

About John Cooper Clarke

John Cooper Clarke (born 25 January 1949) is a British performance poet from Salford, Lancashire. He is considered a major figure in punk poetry and punk literature.