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Jim Butcher

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Jim Butcher (born October 26, 1971) is an American novelist, most known for his contemporary fantasy book series The Dresden Files. He also writes the Codex Alera series, and recently started the Cinder Spires.

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“Open eyes are of little use when the mind behind them is closed.”
“Harry Dresden/Waldo Butters: Polka will never die!”
“Harry Dresden: Blood leaves no stain on a Warden's cloak.”
“Life, Tavi reflected, seldom makes a gift of what one expects or plans for.”
“Harry Dresden: Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!”
“Harry Dresden: Death is only frightening from the near side.”
“The next time you interfere with me, more than smoke will interfere with you.”
“Harry Dresden: Even a broken clock gets it right occasionally.”
“Harry Dresden: Dresden Taxidermy. You snuff it, we'll stuff it.”
“Harry Dresden: You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!”
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“Harry Dresden: As a whole, people suck, but a person can be extraordinary.”
“Harry Dresden: I wouldn't burden any decent system of faith by participating in it.”
“Harry Dresden: Many things are not as they seem: The worst things in life never are.”
“Harry Dresden: We're all human. We're all of us equally naked before the jaws of pain.”
“Spelunking is dangerous enough without adding in anything that could be described with the word "ravening".”
“Harry Dresden: Sometimes I hate having a conscience, and a stupidly thorough sense of honor.”
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“Harry Dresden: Maybe it wasn't anything I'd done. Maybe the monsters had gone on strike. Yeah right.”
“Harry Dresden: That's Doctor Smart-ass. I didn't spend eight years in insult college to be called Mister.”
“Harry Dresden: This is Waldo Butters, and his geek penis is longer and harder than all of ours put together.”
“Harry Dresden: Discussing a problem with yourself is almost never a good way to secure a divergent viewpoint.”
“Sanya, Knight of the Cross: There is, I think, humor here which does not translate well from English into sanity.”
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“Harry Dresden: Kincaid! Bolshevik Muppet!”
“Harry Dresden: A little humiliation and ego deflation, now and then, is good for apprentices. Mine sighed miserably.”
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“Harry Dresden: Hers was a beauty so pure that it was nearly painful to behold--Athena heading out on a Friday night.”
“Listens-To-Wind "Injun Joe": Not gonna bind ya or break ya, old spirit. Just gonna kick your ass up between your ears.”

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About Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher (born October 26, 1971) is an American novelist, most known for his contemporary fantasy book series The Dresden Files. He also writes the Codex Alera series, and recently started the Cinder Spires.