J.D. Vance Quotes (1984-)

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James David Vance (born James Donald Bowman; August 2, 1984) is an American politician, author, and venture capitalist. A member of the Republican Party, he was elected Vice President of the United States in the 2024 election. Previously he served as the junior United States senator from Ohio from 2023 to 2025.

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“I hate the police.”
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“My God what an idiot.”
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“We can't worry about polls.”
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“The professors are the enemy.”
“Well, I’ve finally made it.”
“Donald Trump is frankly dangerous.”
“She’s not doing a very good job.”
“[On NPR, August 2016] I can't stomach Trump”
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“Average new car costs nearly $50,000 a year.”
“Sounds like we got some fans and some haters.”
“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”
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“I don't really care what happens to Ukraine one way or another.”
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“My fear with Trump was always that he didn't have great solutions.”
“Seriously, we need to release the Epstein list. That is an important thing.”
“I think Donald Trump didn't serve in the military, but he didn't lie about it.”
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“We are giving our children over to our enemies and it’s time we stop doing it.”
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“The United States has provided a blanket of security to Europe for far too long.”
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“President Trump and I are proud to be the most pro-worker Republican ticket in history.”
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“Fellow Christians, everyone is watching us when we apologize for this man. Lord help us.”
“Democrats say that it is racist to believe, well, they say it’s racist to do anything.”
“Donald Trump can point to four years of successful leadership and say "I delivered rising prices".”
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“I quickly realized that Trump's actual policy proposals, such as they are, range from immoral to absurd.”
“I'm telling you, every single person who’s watching this, the Trump campaign is in a very, very good spot.”
“Eggs, when Kamala Harris took office, were short of $1.50 a dozen. Now a dozen eggs will cost you around $4.”
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“Trump has just so thoroughly failed to deliver on his economic populism (excepting a disjointed China policy)”

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J.D. Vance on Ohio

“There were certainly people voting illegally on a large-scale basis”
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J.D. Vance on Bullying

“A couple of years ago, I was driving in Cincinnati with Usha, when somebody cut me off. I honked, the guy flipped me off, and when we stopped at a red light (with this guy in front of me), I unbuckled my seat belt and opened the car door. I planned to demand an apology (and fight the guy if necessary), but my common sense prevailed and I shut the door before I got out of the car. Usha was delighted that I'd changed my mind before she yelled at me to stop acting like a lunatic (which has happened in the past), and she told me that she was proud of me for resisting my natural instinct. The other driver's sin was to insult my honor, and it was on that honor that nearly every element of my happiness depended as a child- it kept the school bully from messing with me, connected me to my mother when some man or his children insulted her (even if I agreed with the substance of the insult), and gave me something, however small, over which I exercised complete control. For the first eighteen or so years of my life, standing down would have earned me a verbal lashing as a "pussy", or a "wimp" or a "girl." The objectively correct course of action was something that the majority of my life had taught me was repulsive to an upstanding young man. For a few hours after I did the right thing, I silently criticized myself. But that's progress, right? Better that than sitting in a jail cell for teaching that asshole a lesson about defensive driving.”
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J.D. Vance on Donald Trump

“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”
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J.D. Vance on Indian people

“What Indians don’t specialize in is grievance. There is no Indian lobby pushing for increased “representation” in this or that economic or political sector, no pressure group ululating for ethnic enclaves, or for information to be provided in a language other than English. You won’t be told, when you call your bank, to “press 2 for Telugu.” You won’t have Indian parents at American public schools clamoring for special dispensations for their children.”
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J.D. Vance on Kamala Harris

“I think there is a deeper and more important issue in this debate, which is that you had Kamala Harris effectively echoing platitude after platitude after platitude. The American people can't pay their grocery bills on platitudes. They can't put their kids in a house on platitudes. Kamala Harris had a lot to say but very little actual substance behind it for how she's going to lower grocery prices, secure the border, and make housing more affordable in this country. She has been the vice president for three and a half years appear she can't run on her record and apparently can't run on much of her plans either because it's just a lot of slogans and not a lot of substance.”
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Donald Trump on J.D. Vance 3 quotes

“We’ve endorsed J.P. — right? J.D. Mandel, and he’s doing great.”
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"Donald Trump humiliated J.D. Vance for fun" on J.D. Vance

“J.D. is kissing my ass. He wants my support so bad.”

Jamie Raskin on J.D. Vance 2 quotes

“We're going to defeat Donald Trump, the career criminal and incorrigible recidivist con man and his pet chameleon. JD Vance.”
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Republican Governor on J.D. Vance

“This is a piece of garbage that is simply not true. There’s no evidence of this at all. Discussion about Haitians eating dogs is just not helpful. And, again, these people are here legally. They’re here legally, and they want to work, and they are, in fact, working.”

Senator for Ohio Casey Weinstein on J.D. Vance

“In the wake of JD Vance admitting he 'created' the pet-eating story, and as a result of the very real threats the communities and people he has targeted are now under... I am calling on him to RESIGN as our Senator.”

Ohio representative Michele Grim on J.D. Vance

“Here's our state's junior Senator bragging about terrorizing Ohioans with malicious lies in order to change the subject in the national election he's losing.”

Source on J.D. Vance 3 quotes

“Far from just repeating claims he’s heard, Vance has actually helped create much of the chaos he’s now trying to exploit.”
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John Oliver on J.D. Vance

“It turns out he’s pretty good at parroting racist lies like the spineless dips--t that he is.”
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Rebecca Solnit on J.D. Vance

“Vance seems to assume that large numbers of native-born white people don’t constitute ethnic enclaves, and that communities of immigrants somehow do (and he’s clearly uninterested in understanding the forces, positive and negative, that often make newcomers cluster). MAGA has been a largely white movement of non-urban people who seem to think, like Trump himself, that people unlike them are scary and that there is only safety in homogeneity. So if you bend it around and maybe turn it inside out, there’s some “she made him do it” logic to Vance’s declaration “What happens when you have massive amounts of illegal immigration? It actually starts to create ethnic conflict. It creates higher crime rates.” It’s just that the conflict and crime doesn’t come from the immigrants.”
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About J.D. Vance

James David Vance (born James Donald Bowman; August 2, 1984) is an American politician, author, and venture capitalist. A member of the Republican Party, he was elected Vice President of the United States in the 2024 election. Previously he served as the junior United States senator from Ohio from 2023 to 2025.