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Do I look like I suffer from panic attacks? I've had one panic attack in a car wash. It was a perfect storm of no sleep, no wife, and angry brushes whirring towards me. By the time the giant hair dryer came on, I was in the footwell.
— Alan Partridge
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This is a placeholder explanation generated by the low-overhead model. It interprets "Do I look like I suffer from panic attacks? I've had one panic attack in a car wash. It was a perfect storm of no sleep, no wife, and angry brushes whirring towards me. By the time the giant hair dryer came on, I was in the footwell." in the context of "" to mean that wisdom is timeless.
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About Alan Partridge
Alan Partridge is a fictional character portrayed by English comedian Steve Coogan. Two radio and four television series have presented this spoof television and radio presenter through his career - as well as several TV and radio specials, two books, a web series, plus appearances on the BBC's Comic Relief and a feature length film Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa.
About Alan Partridge
Alan Partridge is a fictional character portrayed by English comedian Steve Coogan. Two radio and four television series have presented this spoof television and radio presenter through his career - as well as several TV and radio specials, two books, a web series, plus appearances on the BBC's Comic Relief and a feature length film Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa.
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