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About George Mikes

George Mikes (1912–1987) was a Hungarian-born British author, best known for his humorous commentaries on various countries and their citizens.

Born: 1912

Died: 1987

Categories: Authors, British Jews, English poets, Hungarians, 1980s deaths

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An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners.
The trouble with tea is that originally it was quite a good drink. So a group of the most eminent British scientists put their heads together, and made complicated biological experiments to find a way of spoiling it. To the eternal glory of British science their labour bore fruit.
Television is of great educational value. It teaches you while still young how to (a) kill, (b) rob, (c) embezzle, (d) shoot, (e) poison, and, generally speaking, (f) how to grow up into a Wild West outlaw or gangster by the time you leave school.

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