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About Elayne Boosler

Elayne Boosler (born August 18, 1952) is an American comedian.

Born: August 18th, 1952

Categories: Comedians, Living people, People from New York

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People lose their senses at the beach 'cause the sun beats down too hard. They say things that just don't gel, you know. Well, you've heard this a lot: "Pick up a shell - oh, you can hear the ocean!" You could pick up a bicycle and hear the ocean - you're at the beach. Put the shell down, you'll hear the ocean twice as loud.
Elayne Boosler
• Reported in Cader Books, That's Really Funny!: Over 1,000 More Great Jokes from Today's Hottest Comedians (2000), p. 164.
• Source: Wikiquote: "Elayne Boosler" (Sourced)

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