Darby Conley (born 1970) Author of the comic-strip Get Fuzzy.
Born: 1970
Quotes: 34 sourced quotes total
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Ohhh, your real name is 'Brad'?1 I only knew you by what Rob calls you around the house: 'big dumb #%$'.
You can wordify anything, if you just verb it.
LoserPalooza, page 2
Ooh, get 'im off me, Satchel!
This IS the line for the hydrant, right?
Ethics are so annoying. I avoid them on principle.
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
Holy cow! You were totally right-- whipped cream ROCKS!
A bad writer is just a good writer with writer's block.
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
oh bucky, you're so tiny, yet you're such a massive nutjob.
Do I live here? and if not, will you still feed me?
Is that food? ..that looks like food... I think I'll taste it.
Rob, you are so wrong, philosophers weep at the sound of your voice.
You got anything to say to your filthy monkey gods before I food you?
ahhhh... satchel, my boy, there's nothin' like a tuna smoothie on a hot summer day...
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
Oh-ho-ho-man. I could sit here and smell this pole all day, I kid you not.
Is that drooling problem you have due to genetic inbreeding, or are you just really attracted to me?
Bucky: "The last time I cooked you complained" Rob: "Setting a bologna sandwitch on fire is not 'cooking' "
Rob: "So you're saying you're not gonna let a dead fish outsmart you." Bucky: "Not if I can help it."
You may think you're not pretty enough for me, but I bet I'm pretty enough for the both of us.
I call this one "Ode to a Pigeon", Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, You Lookin' at me? YOU LOOKIN' AT ME?!
Rob: "I got 20 bucks that say you can't finish that." Bucky: "Listen, I'm not intimidated by you OR your freakish talking money."
Robert, after spending 48 hours with this fish, we have transcended the conventional "food to consumer" relationship. this fish is now my friend.
Rob: "Bucky Katt! you just broke every [[w:light bulb|light bulb] in the house! What are you going to do now?" Bucky: "I'm going to Disney World!"
He's an FBI Bomb Dog!!! Do you know how cool that is?! That's the people equivalent of like if Paul Newman was a fire fighting, baby kissing rock square!
thank you, o can opener, for this can which you are about to open. you are truly a beautiful can opener, and though I am not worthy of you, I love you.
There are two kinds of cartoonists in the world today-those who started out by ripping off The Far Side, and those who won't admit that they've ever ripped off The Far Side, probably because they're still doing it.
Now you listen to me, you little party-favor, I'm sick of your rotten little attitude! I let YOU beat me up and call me names because I consider you a friend, but I'm sure that if I wanted to, I could throw you around like a chew toy!
it is true that you may fool all the people some of the time, you can fool some of the people all the time, but you can not fool all of the people all the time... dogs, on the other hand, with them all you need to do is flick your wrist and they run off looking for some stupid tennis ball. (famous cat quotes)
Two slugs slithered on a yellow wood, and sorry that i could not trample both, being one trampler. long i stood and looked them down as feirce as I could to where they sat in the undergrowth... I will be telling this with a sigh somewhere sitting upon a fence: two slugs slithered on a yellow wood and I-- I ate the slug less trampled by, and that has made all the difference. (famous cat quotes)
Bucky: "So I was watching TV today, and there was the most stupidest show on." Rob: "You don't say. Offended you, did it?" Bucky: "Yes...Yes. 'Offended.' That's exactly what it did. It said we evolved from monkeys! Well, lemme tell ya something, Bucky Katt don't come from no monkey!" Rob: "No. No you don't. Cats actually come from a tiny, less developed, rat-like creature." Bucky: "Wha... Hu... Fe... Shu..." Satchel: "Ohhhh-ho-ho! Burn! Look out! Cat on fire! Uncle monkey's lookin' pretty good now, eh, Ratboy? Ha Ha Ha!"
Bucky: "Hello, Caller, Do you have an interior decorating problem I can help you with?" Caller: "uh... yeah, I have a spare cabinet door that I can't use, but I don't want to throw it away..." Bucky: "mm-hm, mm-hm. i would paint it gold, hammer some legs on it, and call it a coffee table." Caller: "I guess I could do that... it's got a busted hinge on it, though..." Bucky:"oh, broken hinges are VERY 'collectible' right now. paint it gold, hang it on the wall, and tell people how great it is before they can form their own opinion on it."