Chris Pontius Quotes

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About Chris Pontius

Chris Pontius (born Christopher Andrew Pontius on July 16, 1974) is an American entertainer and daredevil. Pontius is a member of Jackass and, with Steve-O, co-host of Wildboyz.

Born: July 16th, 1974

Categories: Television personalities, Living people

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Baby's cold.
That's not Christian!
That was intense. REALLY intense. Well not really intense. But pretty intense.
You're not even Mexican!
i gotta get in term with my sexuality, i gotta know what i'm all about
They say Poland is the Mexico of Europe. I don't know what that means, but I like it.
You look cool Steve-0.
Water based lube: Friend or Foe?
Russian police. Stern, stern but fair
Fire doesn't burn if you're already dead!"
Some people just don't know how to party.
Latvia gangsters. cool. I want to join them.
Sir, could I trouble you for a kiss?
Steve-o, i don't like the man,... he lost!
Wait a minute. I already know my fortune, it's partying!
For one thing, God didn't invent the circumcision, I did.
I'm not into beastiality, but that's a good looking animal.
Todays debate: Is it wrong to be strong? You be the judge.
I'm gonna be so bummed when they announce my sexually transmitted diseases.
My job on this show is to be naked, not kill myself."
There's a very good chance we could be riding each other to Russia.
I gotta come to term with my sexuality. I gotta know what I'm all about.
That guy right there is the best damn roller skater ever. Maybe even in the whole town.
I guess I don't have any last words. I'm just gonna kill myself once I lose my wiener.
When he's asleep, i wish he was awake, en when he is awake, i wished that he is asleep
Pedal faster! Come on, there are crocodiles in this water and I hear they'll eat anything - even plastic!
Hi, i'm bunny the life guard and if their's any life-saving to do i'm the man to do it
With a simple shave of the razor Steve-o easily disguises himself in fooling the whale shark in thinking hes a harmless young boy.
Hi I'm Bunny the Lifeguard and if any of these alligators try to ruin our swimming, I'm gonna wrestle 'em to the ground and probably have my way with them.
From my experiments with sexiness, seems like a lot of people are afraid at first, and fear usually equals violence. But eventually I'll win their hearts and instead of fighting they'll want to make love to me.

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