You Don't Mess with the Zohan Quotes
2008 films, 2000s American films, Action films, Comedy films, Screenplays by Adam Sandler, Screenplays by Robert Smigel, Screenplays by Judd Apatow, Films directed by Dennis Dugan
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“I just want to make hair silky-smooth.”
“I like this, being inside the outside.”
“I bang your mother one more time, then we go disco.”
“It's nice to have a little talk before the Bang-Boom.”
“I like hair. It's pleasant. It's peaceful. No one gets hurt.”
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“You know, you shouldn't jump around when this nice woman is holding a sharp pair of scissors. If you move she could slip and slice your jugular vein, on accident. There is no way to stitch the jugular. All of your blood will be on the floor in four minutes. I have seen this. I have done this. You don't want this.”