Whose Life Is It Anyway? (1981 film) Quotes

“Hello, I was just practicing lying here.”

“How does a quadriplegic cross the road? He was stapled to a chicken.”

“I better be nice to this woman. Otherwise, the good doctor will dissolve her in water and inject her into me.”

“Some nurses and I went out for a little midnight skateboarding last night. The only trouble was that I was the skateboard.”

“Wikipedia: Whose Life Is It Anyway? (1981 film)”

“I admit that it's embarrassing for a man to compliment a woman on her breasts when only one of them is in bed. One of the people, that is. Not one of the breasts.”