Victor/Victoria Quotes
1982 films, Musical films, Cross-dressing in films, Films directed by Blake Edwards, Films set in the 1930s
Top Quotes
“You two-timing son of a bitch! He's a woman!”
“You were marvelous! And I never want to see any of you again!”
“You know, pretending to be a man does have its disadvantages.”
“So, I'm a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman.”
“[to the dancers on stage after they drop him] You bitches.”
“There's nothing more inconvenient than an old queen with a head cold.”
“I know what you're thinking... and you ought to be ashamed of yourself.”
“God, there've been times I'd have given my soul to be able to cry like that.”
“Thank you. Thank you, thank you, you're most kind. In fact, you're every kind.”
“Shame is an unhappy emotion invented by pietists in order to exploit the human race.”
“Wikipedia: Victor/Victoria”
“[looking at a glass of White Wine] The last time I saw a specimen like this they had to shoot the horse.”
“Internet Movie Database (IMDb): Victor/Victoria”
“[Victoria, in her disguise, pulls Norma into the bedroom and starts taking off her clothes] Oh, now wait a minute...WAIT!!!!! [whispers] Lock the door!”
“You can't think about it, you just gotta put it out of your mind! The more you think about it, the more you worry. The more you worry, the more you think. [eating chocolates] Think, worry, worry, think... mm! too soft... It just gets like a vicious cycle! And then, before you know it, you are impudent! [King walks out of the bathroom, holding a bar of soap] What's with the soap?”
“Thinks he can just push me around! Thinks I'm just gonna hop on the next boat for the States and that'll be that! Well, you've got another thing coming Mr. Big-shot Fairy Marchand! 'Cause Mrs. Cassidy's little goirl Norma ain't gonna take this one lyin' down! [Norma boards the train and walks all the way down the corridor, raving to herself. She gets out on the balcony of the last car] And don't kid yourself! You ain't seen the last of me yet! [She opens her coat to reveal her underclothes. A boarding passenger, distracted by this, falls off the platform behind the train] Oh, you okay?”