Varsity Blues (film) Quotes
1999 films, Coming-of-age films, Comedy-drama films, American football films, Films set in Texas, Teen films, Sports comedy films, Films about coaches
Top Quotes
“Make your own rules.”
“It's a strip club, man. I'm here to work!”
“Ladies, shut up and hold on to your nipples!”
“It takes a hero to know what's worth winning.”
“[after stealing a cop car] I'm gonna go to jail!”
“[to Mox] You got to be the dumbest smart kid I know.”
“The hard work of so many, sacrificed by the disrespect of few.”
“In a town where winning is everything, these guys have nothing to lose.”
“[about Miss Davis' strip routine] A 10... a 10... a fucking 10!”
“Never show weakness, the only pain that matters is the pain you inflict.”
“Sam Moxon: I raised you to be a winner, so dammit boy, win!”
“[to Mox] Your daddy was a no-talent pussy, but at least he listened!”
“It makes me wonder if you know the difference between a sneeze and a wet fart!”
“[staring at Miss Davis's breasts] Miss Davis, would you go to the prom with me?”
“Ron Lester - Billy Bob”
“Amy Smart - Jules Harbor”
“Ali Larter - Darcy Sears”
“Joe Pichler - Kyle Moxon”
“Looks like she fell out of the I-wanna-suck-your-dick tree and hit every branch on the way down!”
“Paul Walker - Lance Harbor”