UHF (film) Quotes
1989 films, 1980s American films, Comedy films, Cult films, Films about badgers, Films about television, Films set in Oklahoma
Top Quotes
“MY MOP!!!”
“Watch out, Mr. Coyote... Aww.”
“Sex with furniture, what do you think?”
“WE DID IT! '''THE STATION'S ''OURS!!'''''”
“TV as it was meant to be seen. In a movie theater.”
“Gandhi: Give me a steak, medium-rare.”
“This is a business, not a home for irresponsible pus-brains!”
“You gotta grab life by the lips and YANK as hard as you can.”
“Kuni (and other karate experts): SUH-PLIIEES!!”
“[to Satan] Oh, shut up, you pinhead! You make me SICK!”
“Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!”
“For those of you just joining us, today we're teaching poodles how to fly.”
“It's crazy. It's zany. It's hysterical. It's TV according to "Weird Al" Yankovic.”
“[while sculpting a plate of mashed potatoes] This means something. This is important!”
“Lesbian Nazi hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight-loss programs, all this week on Town Talk!”
“Internet Movie Database (IMDb): UHF”
“A lot of TV stations have forgotten what "quality" means. But not Channel 62. They NEVER knew what it meant.”
“Oh, no. What time is it!? [arm with a watch breaks through the wall, George looks at the watch] Seven THIRTY!?”
“Richard Fletcher: [sarcastically, after having tripped up Noodles Macintosh] Awwwww, did I do that? Oopsie!”