Trading Places Quotes
1983 films, 1980s American films, Comedy films, Stock trading films, Films set in Philadelphia, Films directed by John Landis
Top Quotes
“Some very funny business.”
“Jamie Lee Curtis - Ophelia”
“Dan Aykroyd - Louis Winthorpe III”
“Eddie Murphy - Billy Ray Valentine”
“Bunny: And she stepped on the ball.”
“They're not just getting rich... They're getting even.”
“[introducing himself] Billy Ray Valentine, Capricorn.”
“Harvey: Monkey? MONKEY! I'm a gorilla, you clown!”
“When I was a kid, if we wanted a jacuzzi, we had to fart in the tub.”
“Hey that's the motherf- I mean... that's the gentleman that had me busted.”
“[to Penelope, as he is leaving jail] Those men wanted to have sex with me!”
“Beeks: Hey. Back off! I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain.”
“Frank Oz - Corrupt Cop”
“Don Ameche - Mortimer Duke”
“[watching cops subduing an unruly suspect] May I suggest using your night stick officer?”
“Wikipedia: Trading Places”
“Denholm Elliott - Coleman”
“Even Bigger Black Guy: It ain't cool being no jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving.”
“Paul Gleason - Clarence Beeks”
“He was wearing my Harvard tie. Can you believe it? MY Harvard tie. Like oh, sure, HE went to Harvard.”