Tommy Boy Quotes
1995 films, Road comedy films, Films directed by Peter Segal, Films set in Ohio, Buddy films
Top Quotes
“Kids:”
“Hey you ain’t moving!”
“Dan Aykroyd - Ray Zalinsky”
“David Spade - Richard Hayden”
“Quit playing with your dinghy.”
“Your sail is limp, like your dick!”
“Hey Gilligan, did you eat the skipper?!”
“[repeated line] Holy schnikes!”
“He's a big, dumb animal, isn't he folks?”
“[repeated line] Shut up, Richard!”
“Not here, or here so much... but right 'here'.”
“Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta hug!”
“No you need to drop a couple hundred pounds Blimp!”
“If I wanted a kiss, I would've called your mother.”
“Cow Farmer: Hey! Get off my property!”
“[repeated line] Son of a... That's gonna leave a mark.”
“Hey lady, there's a fat whale on your boat! ya, free willy”
“Ugh, I just barfed on an anthill. Cool. Ugh, I think they're pissed.”
“Richard, who's your favorite little rascal? Alfalfa, or is it Spanky? Sinner.”
“Wikipedia: Tommy Boy”