The Wedding Planner Quotes
2001 films, 2000s American films, Romantic comedy films, Films set in San Francisco, Films about weddings
Top Quotes
“His big day is her big problem.”
“You saved... my shoe. M-my life.”
“Those who can’t do, teach. Those who can’t wed, plan.”
“Bert: Girl asks you to dance, you dance.”
“What I'm thinking involves a machete and a pair of pliers.”
“You smell like sweet red plums and grilled cheese sandwiches.”
“Massimo: You long for him the way I long for you.”
“Earwax. 'X' on a triple letter, 'A' on a double word. Seventy-two points.”
“A quarter cup of lemon juice, half a cup of salt and a loofah sponge. Scrub scrub scrub.”
“Oh, of course. Krazy Glue. Why didn't I bring the Krazy Glue, in case his pecker fell off?”
“What if what I think is great, really is great... but it's not as great, as something greater?”
“Judy Greer — Penny Nicholson”
“Jennifer Lopez — Mary Fiore”
“Massimo: You need to learn the patience. Love can't always be perfect. Love is just love.”
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“Justin Chambers — Massimo Lenzetta”
“Rotten Tomatoes: The Wedding Planner”
“Geri: Pierre, I love you, but if you use another carnation in my bouquet I will deport you. Muah.”
“Matthew McConaughey — Steve Edison”
“Internet Movie Database (IMDb): The Wedding Planner”