The Return of the Pink Panther Quotes
1975 films, 1970s American films, Comedy films, Heist films, Films directed by Blake Edwards
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“Peter Sellers - Insp. Jacques Clouseau”
“Herbert Lom - Chief Insp. Charles Dreyfus”
“I arrest you, Sir Charles Phantom, the notorious pink Lytton.”
“I see you are familiar with the falling-down-on-the-floor ploy.”
“HE'S BACK...no risk is too daring...No caper is too exotic...No crime is too dangerous.”
“Burt Kwouk - Cato Fong”
“I did not know the bank was being robbed because I was engaged in my sworn duty as a police officer.”
“[to a taxi driver]: Follow that car! [driver gets out of the taxi and follows the car]”
“You fool! You raving Oriental idiot! There is a time and a place for everything, Cato! ...and this is it!!”
“You can rest assured that there's trouble, because Inspector Clouseau is on the case. (That's the trouble.)”
“Catherine Schell - Lady Claudine Lytton”
“Christopher Plummer - Sir Charles Lytton”
“[after inadvertently destroying much of the hotel he is in]: I must leave. Zis Hotel is deteriorating rapidly.”
“I am a musician and the monkey is a businessman. He doesn't tell me what to play, and I don't tell him what to do with his money.”
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“[to Francois, after accidentally shooting himself in the face] Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find my nose!!”
“Now he's off to Gstaad. Today... a paradise in the Swiss Alps; tomorrow... a wasteland! Compared to Clouseau, Attila the Hun was a Red Cross volunteer!”
“Valet, this is Inspector Clouseau. Please send up my... well, please send down my brown suit immediately. As quick as you can. Quicker, please!”