The Kentucky Fried Movie Quotes
1977 films, 1970s American films, Comedy films, Cult films, Anthology films, Films directed by John Landis, Screenplays by Jim Abrahams, Screenplays by David Zucker, Screenplays by Jerry Zucker
Top Quotes
“Brutal! Savage! Beyond Perversion!”
“I'm not wearing any pants, film at eleven.”
“Eloise Hardt - Sheila Hamilton (segment "A.M. Today")”
“Eric Micklewood - Asquith (segment "A Fistful of Yen")”
“Derek Murcott - Pennington (segment "A Fistful of Yen")”
“William Tregoe - John Fitzsimmons (segment "A.M. Today")”
“Moscow in flames, missiles headed to New York, film at eleven.”
“The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in, film at eleven.”
“Donald Sutherland - The Clumsy Waiter (segment "That's Armageddon")”
“[after decapitating a prisoner] Now take him to be tortured!”
“Rams plagued by fumbles as earthquakes rock Los Angeles, film at eleven.”
“Never before has the beauty of the sexual act been so crassly exploited!”
“Argon Spokesman: At Argon, we're working to keep your money!”
“Loo: What was that? This is not a chawade. We need total concentwation.”
“Tony Dow - Wally (segment "Courtroom")”
“Evan C. Kim - Loo (segment "A Fistful of Yen")”
“Bill Bixby - Himself (segment "Headache Clinic")”
“Wikipedia: The Kentucky Fried Movie”
“PA Announcement: This is not a drill - drills go Black-and-Decker-Black-and-Decker-Black-and-Decker...”
“Rotten Tomatoes: The Kentucky Fried Movie”