The Goodbye Girl Quotes
1977 films, Films directed by Herbert Ross, Comedy-drama films, Romantic comedy films, Films about acting, Screenplays by Neil Simon, Films set in New York City, Films set in apartment buildings
Top Quotes
“Michael Shawn - Ronnie”
“You're not the only one who can yell rape, you know.”
“If you were a Broadway musical, people would be humming your face.”
“Thank you Neil Simon for making us laugh at falling in love…again.”
“Paul Benedict - Mark”
“Barbara Rhoades - Donna”
“You know I love listening to you talk. I hate living with you but your conversation is first rate.”
“What is it about you that makes a man with a hundred forty-seven I.Q. feel like a dribbling idiot?”
“Patricia Pearcy - Rhonda”
“Marsha Mason - Paula McFadden”
“Wikipedia: The Goodbye Girl”
“Theresa Merritt - Mrs. Crosby”
“Quinn Cummings - Lucy McFadden”
“Richard Dreyfuss - Elliott Garfield”
“Internet Movie Database (IMDb): The Goodbye Girl”
“I will bring home anyone or anything I chose including a one-eyed Episcopalian Kangaroo if that happens to be my kinky inclination.”
“You know I liked you from the first time I met you when you answered the door. I said to myself, "This is the best half-a-face I ever saw!"”
“My careereth is over. I am making a horseth asseth of myselfeth. Mark, I'm begging you. I'm BEGGING you. You want this kind of performance? Let me play Lady Anne.”
“"It never occurred to us that William Shakespeare wrote the Wizard of Oz. However, Elliot Garfield makes a splendid Wicked Witch of the North." Tacky. Tacky. Well, if they're gonna kill me. Let 'em kill me with panache.”
“Miss McFadden, today I begin rehearsals for my first New York play. It will be the most important day of my life. Am I nervous? No, I am not nervous. For I have meditated. I am relaxed. I am calm. I am confident. You, on the other hand, have not meditated, and therefore you are a pain in the ass.”