Office Space Quotes
1999 American films, 1999 films, Comedy films, Cult films, Films set in offices, Films set in Texas, Business films, Satire films, Films about computing, Films about hypnosis, 1990s English-language films
Top Quotes
“Cockgobblers!”
“Jennifer Aniston - Joanna”
“Yes, I am also not a pussy.”
“Jon Schroeder - Ernest Porter”
“Brian Carlos - Vincent Porter”
“I believe you have my stapler.”
“Hello, Peter. What's happenin'?”
“What would ya say... ya do here?”
“I believe you have my stapler...”
“[Repeated line] Fuckin' A!”
“I could set the building on fire...”
“The ratio of cake to people is too big...”
“...So, if you could do that, that would be great...”
“Yeeeeaaaahh, I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday...”
“[drunk singing] Back up in your ass with the resurrection.”
“[Regarding the malfunctioning fax/copy machine] That thing's lucky I'm not armed.”
“Joe Bays - Dom Portwood”
“Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be.”
“Wikipedia: Office Space”
“Paul Willson - Bob Porter”