My Big Fat Greek Wedding Quotes
2002 films, 2000s American films, Canadian films, Romantic comedy films, Independent films, Films set in Chicago, Films about weddings
Top Quotes
“Ma, you gonna make me swallow my tongue!”
“Tell me what to say. But don't tell me what to say.”
“[To Gus and Maria] Woe to me, business is bad.”
“[to Toula] I gave you life so that you could live it.”
“[after her daughter Nikki behaves rudely] Skase! Be a lady!”
“[Watching Ian dance at the reception] Oh, Taki... he looks Greek.”
“[seeing herself in her wedding gown for the first time] I'm a snow beast!”
“Toula, there's two kinds of people: Greeks and everybody else who wish they were Greeks.”
“[Telling Ian's Family] Look, this is what we do. The parents, they give a gift.”
“Bess Meisler as Yiayia”
“John Corbett as Ian Miller”
“[after Athena offers to buy her some new pantyhose] No queen size, they make me look fat.”
“[to young Nick] Niko! Don't play with your food! When I was your age, we didn't have food!”
“Andrea Martin as Aunt Voula”
“Lainie Kazan as Maria Portokalos”
“Nia Vardalos as Toula Portokalos”
“Greek School Teacher: Ο Νίκος έχει ένα κατσίκι. (Nikos has one goat.)”
“Stavroula Logothettis as Athena”
“Louis Mandylor as Niko "Nick" Portokalos”
“[After Nick accidentally hears his name called] No, my Nikki. She was supposed to come over and curl my hair.”