Mrs Henderson Presents Quotes

“Judi Dench - Laura Henderson”

“Are you American? Strange people, lovely manners.”

“Showbusiness is full of Jewish people. One must make do!”

“(After seeing him naked) Why Mr Van Damm, you are Jewish!”

“My dear, you must never interrupt a perfectly good argument!”

“"The show must go on, but the clothes must come off."”

“My husband put me on top of the cupboard once. You have so much in common.”

“You men certainly do get yourselves into such a state over the "midlands"!”

“But I've told all my friends, that I'm helping to build a home for future bastards!”

“And if we cause too many people to congregate in the street, who gives a fiddler's fuck?”

“Will Young - Bertie”

“Bob Hoskins - Vivian Van Damm”

“Wikipedia: Mrs Henderson Presents”

“As you know, these are difficult times. So many of our delightful variety performers have been forced onto the milkline.”

“Rotten Tomatoes: Mrs Henderson Presents”

“Tomorrow, we have auditions! Isn't that exciting? People come in to entertain us, and we say either stick around or buzz off!”

“Internet Movie Database (IMDb): Mrs Henderson Presents”

“You needn't worry. Our lighting will be so subtle, the disputed area [the female genitalia] will be barely visible. And anyway, we'll have a barber!”