Kidnapping, Caucasian Style Quotes

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“I abducted her, and I'll return her!”

“A toast without wine is like a wedding night without a bride.”

“There is an epidemic in the region. Total vaccinations. FMD! Sign it!”

“As our wonderful satirist Arkady Raikin says, a woman is a friend of human!”

“Long live our court, the most humane court in the world! (applauses)”

“By the way, in the neighboring district, the groom kidnap a member of the Communist Party.”

“Coward. As they say, life is good!
Fool. And a good life is even better.”

“Now I have only two ways out of this house: either I take her to the Registrar, or she takes me to the prosecutor.”

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“Shurik. Sorry, I don't drink.
Portier. Huh, do I drink? (shows a huge bottle of wine) What is there to drink?”

“(to Shurik) Traitor, vile mercenary... Judas! Scoundrel! How much were you paid? Untie me! A piece of garbage, sellout! Let me go! Bandit, trash, stupid, chameleon, rascal! Alcoholic! Miserable folklorist!”

“Barbeque master. ...And the princess, out of anger, hung herself on her own braid, because he accurately counted how many grains are in the bag, how many drops are in the sea and how many stars are in the sky. So let's drink to cybernetics!”

“Shurik told us this story. He collected folklore during his vacation. Maybe this story is just a legend, but, according to Shurik, it really happened in one of the mountain regions. He did not say in which one, so as not to be unfair to other regions where exactly the same story could have happened.”

“Shurik. (in mental hospital) Сan I see the prosecutor?
Chief physician. You can. Where is our prosecutor?
Physician. In the 6th ward, where Napoleon used to be.A reference to the Ward No. 6 short story by Anton Chekhov.”

“It's not a lezginka dance for you, but a twist! I show you everything from the beginning. With the toe of your right foot, you crush the cigarette butt like this... hop-hop-hop-hop-hop! The second butt... the second butt you crush with the toe of your left foot... And now you crush both butts together! Hop-hop-hop!”

“Portier. My great grandfather said: "I desire to buy a house, but I don't have the means to do it. I have the means to buy a goat, but I don't desire it." So let us drink to our desires always meeting our possibilities.A mockery continuation of this toast exist: "My desires finally correspond to my capabilities: I can’t do anything and I don’t want anything".”

“Court secretary. All rise, the judges are coming!
Judge. Sit down, please.
(everyone sits down, Saakhov still stands. After a conversation with the 'jigits' he was wounded to the buttocks by a salt charge)
Judge. Sit down!
Saakhov. (embarrassed) Thank you, I'll use to stand.
Fool. Your Honor, he can't sit down!”

“Jabrail. You have not lived up to the high trust placed in you!
Pro. It's impossible to work.
Coward. You give us unrealistic plans!
Fool. This is voluntarism!
Jabrail. (enraged) No obscene words in my house!
Fool. What did I say, huh?Shortly before the release of the film, in 1964, Nikita Khrushchev was removed from all his positions in government and Communist Party "for voluntarism in the leadership." The word "voluntarism" became the main political curse in the USSR.”

“Barman. ...And when the whole flock flew south for the winter, one small but proud bird said: "Personally, I will fly right into the sun." And she began to rise higher and higher, but very soon she burned her wings and fell to the very bottom of the deepest gorge. So let's drink to the fact that none of us, no matter how high he flew, would never break away from the his team... What happened, my dear?
Portier. What, what is it, dear?
Shurik. (drunken, pitifully, in tears) Poor birdie!Quotated ironically when someone is showing inappropriate sentimentality.”