Inappropriate Comedy Quotes
2013 films, 2010s American films, Satire films, Spoof films, Comedy films
Top Quotes
“Go ahead. Make me gay.”
“Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn”
“I think my dick just gasped.”
“Michelle Rodriguez as Harriet”
“Rob Schneider as J. D./Psychologist”
“This is starting to resemble gay porn.”
“Funny excuses just about anything. Unfunny excuses nothing.”
“Jessie Usher as Jamal”
“Vince Offer as Peeping Tom”
“Easy now, I know you’re ready to blow. Let me just… push your stool in reeeal slow…”
“Adrien Brody as Flirty Harry”
“Ari Shaffir as The Amazing Racist”
“Wikipedia: Inappropriate Comedy”
“So I went in. Yeah, I went in deep, balls to the wall, but I unloaded into both of those assholes. And it felt good.”
“This painfully unfunny assemblage of would-be comedy sketches manages to make Movie 43 look good in retrospect.”
“I told you before, I am not gonna wait around for a bunch of other dicks. Not when I have an opening to take those guys from the rear.”
“Yeah. I don’t think you understand. Those boys were packing heat. I mean, as soon as I came, those assholes opened up. Yeah, opened up and started spraying everywhere.”
“[T]he Porno Review is explicitly posited as a “podcast,” apparently because Offer heard those were a thing nowadays—like apps and Lindsay Lohan—never mind that one of the defining qualities of podcasts is that they are an audio medium.”
“inAPPropriate Comedy takes its awful title from its equally idiotic framing device, which finds Offer and his creepy, wolfish grin punching buttons on a computer, each of which activates a separate sketch, each more jaw-droppingly awful than the last.”
“Maybe [Paul] Haggis is right. He understands better than anyone how, no matter how dissimilar we might seem, whether we’re Oscar winners or disgraced infomercial pitchmen, we’re all connected, be it through our disillusionment with Scientology, a working relationship with Adrien Brody, or a desire to comment on racism in horribly overwrought movies.”