Hot Tub Time Machine Quotes
2010 films, 2010s American films, Comedy science fiction films, Time travel films, Films about vacationing, Films set in the 1980s
Top Quotes
“Outta my way stool”
“I wanna fuck something!”
“Enrique fuckin' Iglesias!”
“Okay, lay down. We got a stupid baby to make.”
“It's called male bonding, okay? Haven't you even seen ''Wild Hogs'?”
“[on being stuck in the 80's] How am I supposed to get a job?”
“Why don't you shut your slut mouth and mind your own fucking business?”
“[upon seeing their hotel for the first time in years] Muthafucka.”
“It must be some kind of hot tub time machine... [deadpans into camera]”
“[about Blaine] Hey look, it's the douchebag from Karate Kid 3.”
“Maybe what you need isn't in here. Maybe what you need has been in here all along.”
“God, relax. It's like you've haven't seen a little cum on your friend's face before.”
“If I wanted to kill myself, I'd fucking kill myself. I'd be awesome at it. A shotgun to the dick.”
“[from trailer] Do I really gotta be the asshole who says we got in this thing and went back in time?”
“Wikipedia: Hot Tub Time Machine”
“[to Lou] I knew I hated you for a reason! I'm gonna tell everyone in prison I went back in time to kill my own father!”
“[pretending to speak Russian] D-d-do svidanya! Do svidanya! Martina Navratilova... "Smirnoff Ice"... Priviet! Na zdorovie!”
“[to Jacob, while Lou is shocked that the former does not have ritalin] Don't fuckin' lie to me. Every one of you people have ritalin.”
“[to Lou] You are the patron saint of the totally fucked. You're completely toxic. There's nothing you can't kill. You're the fucking Violator!”
“Here's a question: Was it morally wrong for me to exploit my knowledge of the future for personal financial gain? Perhaps. Here's another question: Do I give a fuck?”