Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay Quotes
2008 films, 2000s American films, Comedy films, Sequel films, Stoner films
Top Quotes
“Meet the smokeless bong”
“Dude, whats a blumpkin?”
“Its not a bomb, its a bong”
“What in the nigger was that?”
“His dick smells like shit dude!”
“Ugh, smells like burnt asshole.”
“Jesus, Kumar. I don't like it so much.”
“You fucking pissed on me, you racist fuck!”
“Watch out for cheetahs! This is cheetah turf!”
“Dude, this chick is giving me such a boner. Its awesome!”
“[Last words] FUCK YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!”
“Hey, hey, hey, hey! Zip it, Hello Kitty, okay? I know your operation's funded through drugs.”
“[Last words] It's okay, guys. It's all over now. Everything's gonna be alright–”
“[Discovers that Kumar has brought weed on the airplane] You brought weed on the fucking airplane?!”
“It's not that Guantánamo Bay itself is funny, but it's utterly ridiculous for Harold and Kumar to be thrown in there.”
“[Seeing Harold and Kumar in custody] North Korea and Al Qaeda working together. This is bigger than I thought.”
“Oh, yeah! Yeah, it's sweet! 'Cuz we're fugitives. Driving a yellow convertible with the top down, dressed like assholes!”
“You remember that time that you broke into the animal lab and, like, stole that monkey and put it in Andy Rosenberg's dorm room?”
“You guys wanna know something real fucked up and awesome that I did? I took a Korean guy's toothbrush and I rubbed it all over my dick!”
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