Funny Girl Quotes
1968 films, 1960s American films, Biographical films, Comedy films, Films based on plays, Musical films, William Wyler films, United States National Film Registry films, Films about mother–daughter relationships
Top Quotes
“Lee Allen - Eddie Ryan”
“Barbra Streisand - Fanny Brice”
“[looking in the mirror] Hello, gorgeous.”
“[singing] Life's candy and the sun's a ball of butter.”
“Wikipedia: Funny Girl”
“Kay Medford - Rose Brice”
“Mae Questel - Mrs. Strakosh”
“Anne Francis - Georgia James”
“Walter Pidgeon - Florenz Ziegfeld”
“Internet Movie Database (IMDb): Funny Girl”
“[singing] Don't tell me not to fly, I simply gotta
If someone takes a spill It's me and not you
Don't bring a cloud to rain on my parade.”
“"No law against waiting," I said, "people do it all the time." For once, I didn't say too much, I didn't say too little, I said just what I said and then walked.”
“Suppose all ya ever had for breakfast was onion rolls. Then one day, in walks a (gasp)bagel! You'd say, 'Ugh, what's that?' Until you tried it! That's my problem. I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls. Nobody recognizes me! Listen, I got 36 expressions. Sweet as pie and as tough as leather. And that's six expressions more than all them...Barrymores put together. Instead of just kicking me, why don't they give me a lift? Well, it must be a plot, 'cause they're scared that I got such a gift!... Well, I'm miffed. 'Cause I'm - the greatest star. I am by far, but no one knows it. Wait - they're gonna hear a voice, a silver flute. They'll cheer each toot, hey, she's terrific!, when I expose it. Now can't you see to look at me that I'm a natural Camille. And as Camille, I just feel, I've so much to offer. Hey listen, kid, I know I'd be divine because I'm a natural cougher(cough.) Some ain't got it, not a lump. I'm a great big clump of talent! Laugh, they'll bend in half. Did you ever hear the story about the travelling salesman? A thousand jokes, stick around for the jokes. A thousand faces. I reiterate. When you're gifted, then you're gifted. These are facts, I've got no axe to grind! Ay! What are ya, blind? In all of the world so far, I'm the greatest star! No autographs, please. Huh? What? What did she say? You think beautiful girls are gonna stay in style forever? I should say not! Any minute now, they're gonna be out! Finished! Then it'll be my turn!”