Elvira, Mistress of the Dark Quotes
1988 films, 1980s American films, Black comedy films, Comedy horror films, Witchcraft in films
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“Unpleasant dreams...”
“Ellen Dunning — Robin Meeker”
“Robert Benedetti — Mr. Calvin Cobb”
“Elvira: Bloody Mary.”
“Here comes Elvira...there goes the neighbourhood!”
“Elvira: I hope you changed the sheets.”
“I didn't know I had a good aunt, let alone a great one.”
“Elvira makes her Big Scream Debut in her Hot New Comedy.”
“Elvira busts out in her outrageously funny feature film debut!”
“[to Bob] My name's Elvira, but you can call me 'tonight'.”
“Bob Redding: I, ah…I can only play G-rated movies.”
“Patty: Seems to me it's all this cheap little tart's fault.”
“Elvira: Maybe, but, ah…I'll have a couple of drinks first.”
“Elvira: It's okay. My appearance is kind of a shock to everybody.”
“Elvira: Listen, sister. If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.”
“Bartender: No hard liquor served past eight o'clock. Do you want a virgin?”
“Jeff Conaway — Travis”
“Ira Heiden — Bo (the geek)”
“Kurt Fuller — Mr. Glotter”
“Susan Kellermann — Patty”