Carry On Cruising Quotes

“Kenneth Williams - First Officer Marjoriebanks”

“Now, then. I am going to be blunt and make some very cutting remarks.”

“We understand each other. With some difficulty, but we do understand each other.”

“They can't do this to me! Changing the barman? It's like ripping out the engine!”

“Sid James - Captan Crowther”

“Wikipedia: Carry On Cruising”

“Lance Percival - Chef Wilfred Haines”

“Internet Movie Database (IMDb): Carry On Cruising”

“I've never seen eggs cracked more conscientiously. Or slowly. Speed, man! Speed is the essence. Do it the Haines way. Lift...and drop.”