Big Trouble Quotes

“Was that a goat?!”

“I need a missile.”

“[to his boss] Morning, douchebag.”

“Make her stop! God in heaven, make her stop! SHE WANTS MY SOUL!!!”

“Nina, this is my house, you work for me, and I want to suck your toes.”

“Leonard: If we don't shoot someone soon, I'm gonna forget how.”

“Snake: [to Puggy] Next time I see you again, you're dead.”

“I say we blame this whole evening on rap music and too much violence on television.”

“Rotten Tomatoes: Big Trouble”

“Eddie: Let's get the hell outta here, Snake. I think I hear one of them silent alarms.”

“Big Trouble (2002 film)”

“[Whilst watching the chaotic goings-on at Arthur Herk's house] Moron #2 just got Moron #1 all wet.”

“Internet Movie Database (IMDb): Big Trouble”

“[Whilst watching the chaotic goings-on at Arthur Herk's house] There goes the warranty... and there goes the Iron Chef.”

“[After his son has just called him a loser] Okay, now it's my turn. Up yours, you little shithead. Okay, your turn.”

“[v.o.] I had to outrun a plane and subdue two convicts with a nuclear [sic] weapon to earn Matt's respect. But it was worth it.”

“[Trapped on a delayed plane with idiotic sports fans after a surreal day in Miami] I really feel like killing somebody.”

“[Whilst pointing a gun at three thugs who walk towards him while he is speaking to his employer on the phone] Not right now, okay?”

“Snake: [to the Russians] If you assholes try to call the cops after we leave, the next bullet goes through your head.”

“[v.o.] What is it that brings two strangers together so that one soul inhabits two bodies? Sometimes it's profound. Sometimes it's Fritos.”