Batman Returns Quotes
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“The Bat. The Cat. The Penguin.”
“I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel so much yummier.”
“They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm laying 'em on a slab!”
“You gotta admit, I've played this stinkin' city like a harp from Hell!”
“[to Penguin, rejecting his advances] I wouldn't touch you to scratch you.”
“Michael Keaton - Batman/Bruce Wayne”
“[fighting Batman] You're just jealous because I'm a genuine freak, and you have to wear a mask!”
“Cristi Conaway - the Ice Princess”
“Michael Murphy - the Mayor”
“Michelle Pfeiffer - Catwoman/Selina Kyle”
“Vincent Schiavelli - the Organ Grinder”
“Andrew Bryniarski - Charles "Chip" Shreck”
“Christopher Walken - Max Shreck”
“Internet Movie Database (IMDb): Batman Returns”
“[when she and Bruce Wayne realize each other's secret identities] Oh my God...does this mean we have to start fighting?”
“I think I upset McDonald's. [They asked] 'What's that black stuff coming out of the Penguin's mouth? We can't sell Happy Meals with that!'”
“[after saving a woman from a mugger] You make it so easy, always waiting for some Batman to save you. I am Catwoman. Hear me roar.”
“[falls into the back of a dump truck filled with gravel.] Saved by kitty litter... [looks at the burn mark left by Batman] Bastard.”
“[about his parents] I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two.”
“I think the studio just thought it was too weird — they wanted to go with something more child or family-friendly. In other words, they didn't want me to do another one.”