My Immortal (fan fiction) Quotes

“"ORLY." I ESKED.”

“Voldemort gave me a gun. “No! Please!” I begged.”

“"That's not a spell that's an MCR song." I corrected him wisely.”

“"You dunderheads!1111111111" screamed Dumbledore wisely as we went.”

“"OMFS, letz have a groop kutting session!11" said Profesor Trevolry.”

“"You look fucking kawaii, bitch." B'loody Mary said. "Fangs." I said.”

“WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.”

“"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" It was….Dumbledore!”

“"WTF is that why u wanted condoms?" I asked sadistically. (c I speld dat)”

“"No!" I screamed sexily. Suddenly I locked up and stopped having the vision.”

“"Snaketail what art thou doing?" called Voldemort. Then… he started coming!”

“Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.”

“"Oh all right." I said smiling. "But you have to tell me why your being all erective."”

“"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT…." Hargirid paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"”

“"Okay you can go now, see ya cunt." said Proffesor Sinister. "Bye bitch." I said waving.”

“He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) and a really huge you-know-what and everything.”

“"No!" he laughed crudely. "Kill him, or I shall kill him anyway!" Then he flew away cackling.”

“"Dat's mi car!" shooted Draco angrily. But suddenly it was revealied who was in da car. It wuz….Snape!”

“"u go to this skull?"(geddit cos im goffik) he asked. "yah that's why im here im NEW." I SMELLED HAPPili.”

“AN: stop f,aing ok hargrid is a pedo 2 a lot of ppl in amerikan skoolz r lik dat I wunted 2 adres da ishu!”